The bitter bitch with a large saguaro cactus at Saguaro National Park West, Tucson Arizona

Hi!

I’m Melanie, former bartender, part-time world wanderer, and full-time bitch. Some might call me bitter, but I like to think I’m heavily seasoned.

Currently RV-ing through the southwest with my smart mouth and a small dog, I’m on the search for a good time, a great cocktail, and a whole new perspective.

Join me on my journey, navigating the world as a single gal with a spicy attitude and zero filter. And be sure to sign up for my newsletter to stay on top of all the latest dirt!