What is The Bitter Bitch lifestyle?

Well, for every bitch it’s an entirely different thing.

For me, it’s about the freedom to go and do as I please. Financial freedom from an 8-5 job. No children screaming down the aisle at Albertson’s. No man to coddle when his feewings get hurt. I traded that things that society claims are the necessary steps in a woman’s life for the freedom to live life how I choose, even if that’s day drinking to oblivion, sleeping all afternoon, and taking every opportunity to bitch about the most minuscule annoyances.

Doesn’t it get monotonous? Aren’t you lonely?

Yes. But nothing a Netflix subscription and a case of Modelos can’t fix. The Bitter Bitch lifestyle isn’t necessary about my life so much as it is about going through it.

I want to be the comrade you wade through the shit with, the friend you laugh about shit with, and the person whose shit is always a little bit worse than yours.

Life is hard. Life sucks. And none of us are getting out of this thing alive so let’s #staybitter together.