THE BITTER BITCH’S GUIDE
Dating
(Relationships, sex, & everything in between)
So What’s Your Favorite Color?
Where are you from? What do you like to do in your free time? Blah, blah, blah.
I’ve heard it all before. Just about every introductory question a thousand times in a hundred different ways. If going on first dates was an Olympic sport, I’d be a medal holder.
So what makes this bitch an expert in relationships?
Absolutely nothing. In fact I am the antithesis: one failed marriage, a few close calls, and a handful of messy situationships is all the experience I need. A lifetime of disappointment coupled with the fact that statistically Las Vegas is rated as one of the worst places to date IN THE WORLD and you have the secret recipe for an endless supply of knowledge and storytelling from the bitterest bitch to ever swipe right…
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5 Rules for Successful Dick-pics
Tried and true methods for sending junk pics that illicit a response
The “Situation-ship”
What it is, how it happens, and what you can do the next time you find yourself in one
5 Dating Rules that are Fucking Stupid
Dumb shit to follow to ensure you never go out again
The Wine, Dine, and 69 Method
Why has “dating” become obsolete in a society where sex is ubiquitous?
The nice guy saga continues...