THE BITTER BITCH’S GUIDE

Dating

(Relationships, sex, & everything in between)

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Pro Bone-o

A cautionary tale

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What it is, how it happens, and what you can do the next time you find yourself in one

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Why assholes travel in packs and what to do if you ever encounter them in the wild

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How to fuck up a good time every time

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The doctor is in

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How to fuck for little to no investment

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A love story