THE BITTER BITCH’S GUIDE

Lifestyle

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Mid-life, Schmid-life

What’s the difference between a midlife crisis and a life full of misery?

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Hope

I wish a mother fucker would.

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An Honest Conversation with The Bitter B.

A moment to reflect on The Bitter Bitch, where I’m going, and who’s coming with me.

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Knowing Your Worth

The difference between your value and the value of a dollar

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The Asshole Litmus Test

Tips for checking for someone’s Assholidity

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Negative Reinforcement

Why people acting like assholes is good for you

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IDGAF.

An ode to 2022

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How Bitter is This Bitch?

An update on my shit

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Con (H)air

The time I almost met Nicholas Cage

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A 10 lbs. Rat Named Cutie

Just One Week: 60 day update

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5 Ways to Get Better Service

Is it them or is it you?

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Just One Week 2.0

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5 Signs You’re Not a Bartender

Look ma, no training!

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Just One Week 1.3

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5 Ways to Piss Off Your Bartender

How to get the worst service of your life

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Just One Week 1.2

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My First Time

How I decided it was time to start living my life for myself

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Just One Week

Starting over one day at a time

Lifestyle

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